Desperate Bridesmaids

According to those irresistible charmers Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, in their unforgettable summer hit Wedding Crashers, "Bridesmaids are desperate - console them." Here's how we think bridesmaids should take revenge for being a "consolation" prize for womanizing men: Bridesmaids should now begin crashing weddings and target groomsmen that are clearly jealous of their buddy's marital prowess. Exploiting elementary male rivalry, bridesmaids will then move in on vulnerable groomsmen and rope them into extended monogamous relationships that they are unable to escape. (Wait a second, that sounds like Crashers. Oh well.)